The Remote

Dixie:

One, two, two and a half…

Gene:

Oh, you know what?

You want the remote? You want it?

I’m gonna stick it up my ass, alright?

And then you can come up there, and dig it out yourself.

Dixie:

Well, guess what genius?

(turns power off on TV)

Look, now you’re not watching Kenny, ok?

Gene:

Oh yeah? Well I’ll just turn it on by squeezin’ my f*ckin’ asscheeks.

NOW PISS OFF, DIXIE!!!

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