Turnin’ Out Lesbians

Kenny Powers:

Be honest with yourself.

If this family was really happy, would I be havin’ dreams about cheating on you almost every single night?

April Powers:

You have dreams of cheating on me?

Kenny Powers:

I try to close my eyes and not take part in it, but it’s.. . I can’t!

Every single night I go to sleep and Toby’s teacher comes in, school bus driver comes in, both of them start f*ckin’ goin’ down on me.

The next thing I know the lesbian principal’s in there, and I’m f*ckin’ turnin’ her out too.

I don’t wanna do that sh*t, April.

The days of Kenny Powers turnin’ out lesbians are f*ckin’ behind ’em.

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