Kenny Powers:
Be honest with yourself.
If this family was really happy, would I be havin’ dreams about cheating on you almost every single night?
April Powers:
You have dreams of cheating on me?
Kenny Powers:
I try to close my eyes and not take part in it, but it’s.. . I can’t!
Every single night I go to sleep and Toby’s teacher comes in, school bus driver comes in, both of them start f*ckin’ goin’ down on me.
The next thing I know the lesbian principal’s in there, and I’m f*ckin’ turnin’ her out too.
I don’t wanna do that sh*t, April.
The days of Kenny Powers turnin’ out lesbians are f*ckin’ behind ’em.