Unashamed Mermens

Kenny Powers:

Mermen!

Watch out, watch your f*ckin’ foot.

Mermen! I come to you today unashamed. I’m unashamed Mermens.

Coach:

Powers what the f*ck are you doin’?

Kenny Powers:

This is my son. Who I’m now proud of. Check him out guys. My child. I have a f*ckin’ kid, yo. Look into his eyes you faggots. Look at em’.

I return to you from my sabbatical a changed man.

Coach:

Sabbatical?

Kenny Powers:

Hiatus, break, whatever you want to call it.

Coach:

Nobody gave you permission to take a hiatus.

Kenny Powers:

Cause I’m mature enough now to give my own self a hiatus. Now that I’m a changed man, and humbled, and ready to be a part of a team, I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get back in the good graces of the Mermen.

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