Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 4

…Down Syndrome

Kenny Powers: Dude, what about the story, dude? Didn’t it connect for you?

Stevie Janowski: Kenny it’s all voice overs.

Show, don’t tell, that’s the golden rule.

Kenny Powers: Jesus Christ, dude. I think that gunshot wound gave you Down Syndrome.

You need to work on your communication skills with auteurs, ok?


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…Siskel and Ebert

Stevie Janowski: The ending, it could have been so much stronger if…

Kenny Powers: Goddamn. You injure your f*ckin’ jaw and suddenly you’re Roger Ebert.

Stevie Janowski: I’m more Gene Siskel.


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…vicodin

Stevie Janowski: Hey, you want some vicodin?

Kenny Powers: Yeah, sure. I’ll take one.

Stevie Janowski: Kenny Jr, bring daddy his pills.


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…Little Wayne

Kenny Powers: Here we are, the pinnacle of success.

Our journey ends here, Stevie. At the top.

I couldn’t have done it without you.

Stevie Janowski: I’m feelin’ good as hell about this, dawg.

I feel like Little Wayne with this sizzurp.


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…Movie Actor Lines

Kenny Powers (movie actor): Kids, I can throw the ball faster than fuck.

And now I’m the most popular teacher in this school.

Cutler, you’re f*ckin’ out.

Big Cannons, bring me them titties.

Cutler (movie actor): My life is ruined.

Stevie Janowski (movie actor): Yay Kenny.


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…bold chin

Stevie Janowski: Don’t hog the sneeze, bro. Let me in there.

Kenny Powers: Get in there motherf*cker, come on. Damn.

(Stevie snorts a line)

Oh, disgusting dude. You got your chin in it.

Stevie Janowski: Oh, I’m sorry man. I’m still tryin’ to figure out these dimensions.

Kenny Powers: That is a pretty bold chin.

Stevie Janowski: Better be bold. It cost me 50 G’s for this motherf*cker.


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…Christmas bonus

Kenny Powers: Christmas bonus?

Stevie Janowski: I’m just saying between this chin, and Maria’s titties, I can’t afford Christmas gifts for my kids, unfortunately.

Kenny Powers: You don’t have any money to buy your kids gifts?

Stevie Janowski: Yeah, I mis-calculated.

Kenny Powers: Man, you better chill with that Bob Cratchet bullsh*t.

Don’t be actin’ like you don’t get paid handsomely. That sh*t is gonna piss me off.


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…Mt. Everest

Kenny Powers: Do I have any coke boogers up my nose?

Stevie Janowski: No.

Do I got any coke on my chin?

Kenny Powers: Yeah, dude. Your goddamn whole thing is covered in it.

It looks like the f*ckin’ tip of Mt. Everest.


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…Christy Yamaguchi

Kenny Powers: I’m seein’ alotta looks out here.

Stevie Janowski: Oooh, look at her.

Kenny Powers: Christy Yamaguchi?

Nah.

Christy Yama-gonna-f*ck-you.


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…call her a bitch

Stevie Janowski: That bitch is gonna feel dumb as hell, dawg.

Kenny Powers: Damn, dude. Stop callin’ her a bitch, alright? Technically, we’re still married.

I mean, I don’t call your wife a bitch.

Ok, I have called her a bitch before. But…

Stevie Janowski: Yeah, April’s different. She’s a white person.


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