Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 3

…baby hard to

Stevie Janowski: If you want Maria and I can do some re-decorating, maybe swap out some of these hot babes for some new hot babes, that way when Toby comes back to visit he’s got some new sh*t to get baby hard to.

Kenny Powers: I wouldn’t hold your breath on that. The kid’s gone. The sooner we accept that, the better we’ll be. As soon as we get this nursery changed back into my dojo I can get my sh*t f*ckin’ ripped again.


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…melancholious

Kenny Powers: We had a good time here, Myrtle. But now its time to say goodbye to your glorious shores.

Stevie Janowski: So crazy that this is the end.

Kenny Powers: It’s not a bad thing though, Stevie. Don’t be all sad and f*ckin’ melancholious.


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…astronauts or lead guitarists

Stevie Janowski: Permission to speak freely, Kenny.

Kenny Powers: Permission granted.

Stevie Janowski: You know how you always say we’re like astronauts or lead guitarists, and we’re not cut out for family?

Kenny Powers: I say that about myself, but continue.

Stevie Janowski: Okay, well, I’m just starting to think, like, maybe, I am one of those pussies that does like family.


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…Maria’s pregnant

Stevie Janowski: Kenny, Maria’s pregnant.

Kenny Powers: How can you tell, man? I mean, she always looks like she’s pregnant.

Stevie Janowski: She pissed on one of those sticks, I held it under her pussy myself. It’s legit, man.

Kenny Powers: Well, what the f*ck dude? We’re going to have to investigate some options now, maybe an abortion clinic.

Dude, the last thing we need in Texas is another goddamn baby dragging us down. Did you not learn anything from our time with Toby?


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…staying in Myrtle

Stevie Janowski: We’re not going to Texas with you. We’re gonna stay here, and we’re gonna build a life together in Myrtle.

Kenny Powers: Stevie have you thought this through? I mean you’re really willing to forgo all the status that will come with being my associate? Give up your possible co-starring role on the reality series I’m developing, huh?

Stevie Janowski: Yes.

Kenny Powers: What, you’re thinking about it?

Stevie Janowski: I’ve thought about it. Kenny, we’re staying in Myrtle.


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…keys to the Panty Dropper

Kenny Powers: It’s the keys to the Panty Dropper. If you’re gonna stay in Myrtle and become a man, than you’re sure as hell gonna need a man’s water recreational vehicle.

Stevie Janowski: I don’t know what to say.


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…scrapbooking

Kenny Powers: What’s up with all these photographs, man? It’s a goddam pig stye in here.

Stevie Janowski: Scrapbooking.

Kenny Powers: Scrapbooking? What are you? f*cking fourteen? It’s pathetic.


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…vamanos adioses

Kenny Powers: You need to come to the realization that Maria is gone. Never to return. Vamanos adioses.

Stevie Janowski: I saw her today.

Kenny Powers: Oh, really? Did she say when she was coming back? We could really use the extra set of hands.

Stevie Janowski: She was selling oranges by the side of the road, I didn’t approach her. She looked too f*ckin’ hot, and I just look like a f*ckin’ monster.


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…I’m a monster

Stevie Janowski: Look away! Look away! Don’t look at me! I’m a monster!


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…the only woman

Stevie Janowski: Maria, you are the only woman that I have ever loved, and you are the only woman that has ever loved me. You are the only thing that matters.

I know I’m an asshole, and I know I’m not good enough, but I will spend my entire life trying to be the man that you deserve. Please.


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