…these pigs
Stevie Janowski: If one of these pigs takes my f*cking wife, I will kill them.
Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 2
…breaking the laws in America
Stevie Janowski: We’re safe now Maria. Kenny’s celebrity saved us.
Kenny Powers: Feels good to be breaking the laws in America again.
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…Lean Cuisine
Stevie Janowski: Guess you’re gonna go f*ck April now, huh? Probably.
Kenny Powers: Probably? Definitely. Maybe we’ll start off slow with a welcome home blowjob or something, but we’ll see how it goes. Light some candles, heat up a f*ckin’ Lean Cuisine, and go to town.
Stevie Janowski: Oooohhh, get sexy, huh?
…I’ll get the door
Stevie Janowski: Don’t mind me, it’s just my f*cking house. I’ll get the f*cking door.
…my spiritual leader
Stevie Janowski: I know that technically I should be asking Maria’s father this, but in many ways I feel like you are a father to all of the Mexicans here. Plus, you’re my spiritual leader, you’re my friend.
…Jesus leaves the building
Stevie Janowski: Mexicans, oooohhhh Mexicans…
For once in your life, get off your couches and do something. This is your last chance to see Kenny Powers.
He lost the love of his life, he went to Mexico for a change. He met his father, he got screwed over in love. But the thing about Kenny Powers, is when he faces adversity he moves past it.
Because once Jesus leaves the building, he is out of Mexico for good.
…very upsetting
Stevie Janowski: I am sorry that your brother is Najavo. I know that would be very upsetting. If I found out I had a half black brother, or a whole back brother, I would be very upset.
…sh*tting in the prison
Kenny Powers: Why are you sh*tting in the prison, Stevie?
Stevie Janowski: Stop looking at me sh*t!
Stop it!
Haven’t you guys ever heard of Montezuma’s Revenge? If you guys knew how to boil meat, or grill it, this sh*t wouldn’t be happening.
