Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 2

…these pigs

Stevie Janowski: If one of these pigs takes my f*cking wife, I will kill them.


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…breaking the laws in America

Stevie Janowski: We’re safe now Maria. Kenny’s celebrity saved us.

Kenny Powers: Feels good to be breaking the laws in America again.

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…Lean Cuisine

Stevie Janowski: Guess you’re gonna go f*ck April now, huh? Probably.

Kenny Powers: Probably? Definitely. Maybe we’ll start off slow with a welcome home blowjob or something, but we’ll see how it goes. Light some candles, heat up a f*ckin’ Lean Cuisine, and go to town.

Stevie Janowski: Oooohhh, get sexy, huh?


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…I’ll get the door

Stevie Janowski: Don’t mind me, it’s just my f*cking house. I’ll get the f*cking door.


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…ATM

Stevie Janowski: What about ATM?


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…my spiritual leader

Stevie Janowski: I know that technically I should be asking Maria’s father this, but in many ways I feel like you are a father to all of the Mexicans here. Plus, you’re my spiritual leader, you’re my friend.


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…Jesus leaves the building

Stevie Janowski: Mexicans, oooohhhh Mexicans…

For once in your life, get off your couches and do something. This is your last chance to see Kenny Powers.

He lost the love of his life, he went to Mexico for a change. He met his father, he got screwed over in love. But the thing about Kenny Powers, is when he faces adversity he moves past it.

Because once Jesus leaves the building, he is out of Mexico for good.


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…very upsetting

Stevie Janowski: I am sorry that your brother is Najavo. I know that would be very upsetting. If I found out I had a half black brother, or a whole back brother, I would be very upset.


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…chupar tu culo

Stevie Janowski: Yo qiero chupar tu culo. [ I can’t wait to suck on your *sshole.]


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…sh*tting in the prison

Kenny Powers: Why are you sh*tting in the prison, Stevie?

Stevie Janowski: Stop looking at me sh*t!

Stop it!

Haven’t you guys ever heard of Montezuma’s Revenge? If you guys knew how to boil meat, or grill it, this sh*t wouldn’t be happening.


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