Stevie Janowski: I mean, f*ck all this small town sh*t. You think I’m gonna leave you just when you need my assistance the most? Kenny, no f*cking way. Where you go, I follow. Right, Kenny? Right, Kenny?
Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 1
Stevie Janowski: Do you know what I read online? That Tampa has the best titty bars in the nation. And I’m gonna set up pussy appointments for you all the f*cking time.
Stevie Janowski: Tampa. Yeaaaaah. Goodbye f*cking sh*t school. See you f*cking morons later, because I’m going to Tampa to suck some titties.
Stevie Janowski: Kenny, Kenny Powers. You and me at Mons Venus, baby. Guess what? I’m all packed and ready to go. I gave them my notice yesterday, and they said “oh, we want 2 weeks” and I said why don’ t you f*ck off. Just like you man, just like you, man, yeah…
Kenny Powers: You know, Stevie, when I first met you, I’ll be honest with you, you were a little bitch…
Stevie Janowski: I know I was. I know. I’m sorry…
Kenny Powers: But now I’m looking at you, and to me you seem like a dude who knows what’s up. You don’t take sh*t from anybody, you smoke weed on the reg. Quite frankly, you’re somebody I’m proud to know. And you’re somebody who deserves whole hell of alot more than just being an assistant.
Stevie Janowski: Well, I have a cracked version of Logic Pro 8 on my PC…
Kenny Powers: I don’t f*cking care! Just set it up!
Stevie Janowski: Is there anything special you want me to call the file?
Kenny Powers: Yeah, name the file “Press record now before I smash your f*cking face in!”
Stevie Janowski: Oh, really? I thought it was always a good time to get f*cking rich.
I got a little call from Ashley Schaeffer today, and he was talking big money Kenny. I’m talkimg $500 — half of that in cash, half of it in coupons to local businesses, baby…
Stevie Janowski: I hope we get in a car wreck right now. I do. I hope we get in a f*cking car wreck. A motherf*cking car wreck. And we both die, and then we can live in heaven.
Kenny Powers: I’m not gonna get in a car wreck, cause I’m an excellent driver.
Stevie Janowski: You’re excellent at everything. I f*cking hate it.
Stevie Janowski: No bunts! No bunting!