…tits’ greatest enemy

Kenny Powers: It’s no mystery that ass has always been tits’ greatest enemy. It’s almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.

…I was all up in that

Kenny Powers: You came out of her vagina? I was all up in that sh*t last night.

…uterus is all used up

Kenny Powers: I don’t love the idea of her having a kid. It makes you kinda feel like her uterus is all used up.

…now it’s my turn

Kenny Powers Audiobook: Finally all the pieces are falling together.

All the answers I’ve been searching for are on the verge of totally being answered. I put in the goddamn man hours, the f*cking muscles, the sweats, the tears… Now it’s my turn.

…I got this country wet

Kenny Powers Audiobook: I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.

…the White Flame

Stevie Janowski: Villagers and townspeople, come see Kenny Powers destroy the competition in Mexico. He’s a national gift from the good people of America to you. Cheer for him, bow to him, worship him. He’s the white flame, and he’s burning this country to the f*cking ground. The white flame, Mr. Kenny f*cking Powers.

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…goddamn cocktober fest

Kenny Powers: It’s like goddamn cocktober fest in here. I’m excited too, but let’s not touch d*cks, alright.

…cocaine dealers wear white

Kenny Powers: I’m wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.

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…capiche

Kenny Powers: You don’t even know what capiche means, do ya? That’s cause that’s Russian.

…a floating turd

Kenny Powers: Nice pants, where’d you get them at Gap Baby? Don’t fall in the river. Somebody will mistake you for a floating turd.