Chapter 9

…cover up that marblesack

Kenny Powers: Gross! You’re crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now. Don’t be sorry, dude. Just cover up that marblesack.

Stevie Janowski: I think you mean marbles and bananas, Kenny?


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…pair of my chones

Kenny Powers: Is that my thong? Oh, dude no way! You do not go in my drawers and take out a pair of my chones. That is a big no no!


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…buying new underwear

Kenny Powers: Stevie, I got a laundry list of sh*t for you to do tommorrow, and it looks like buying new underwear just moved to the top.


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…3D is gay

Kenny Powers: Don’t get all excited, dude. 3D is gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch wearing glasses poppin’ bubbles out of the air like some sort of f*cked up Ray Charles.


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…nuclear in Mexico

Kenny Powers: I’m about to go goddamn nuclear in Mexico!


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…Mr. Belvedere

Kenny Powers: You’re the one dropping all this sh*t in my lap, and I gotta play Mister f*cking Belvedere and clean it up…


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…people hate soccer

Kenny Powers: In America people f*cking hate soccer, and honestly, that’s the way it should be.

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…go soft

Kenny Powers: You kinda like soccer? I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t just make my d*ck go soft.


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…ass ton of crabs

Kenny Powers: There’s gonna be an ass ton of crabs, lobsters, wine, Bartles & Jaymes, corn on the cob, f*ckin booger sugar.


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…a tit man

Kenny Powers: If I had to choose, I mean historically, I’ve always considered myself to be a tit man.


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