Chapter 5

…cracked version Logic Pro 8

Stevie Janowski: Well, I have a cracked version of Logic Pro 8 on my PC…

Kenny Powers: I don’t f*cking care! Just set it up!


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…press record now

Stevie Janowski: Is there anything special you want me to call the file?

Kenny Powers: Yeah, name the file “Press record now before I smash your f*cking face in!”


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…the old fashioned way

Kenny Powers: I’m laying down my new audiobook. No writing, just spoken words – the old fashioned way.


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…I quit professional baseball

Kenny Powers Audiobook: When my ass was 34 years old, I quit professional baseball. I hadn’t played prof for several years now, but in my heart I quit for real this time. Tonight.


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…just like Neil Armstrong

Kenny Powers Audiobook: It’s time i accept the fact that the glory days of my life are now behind me. Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space and now i’m back, and nobody gives a sh*t.


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…settle into this new life

Kenny Powers Audiobook: Therefore, I will now settle into this new life. I will find new ways in which to use this arm. I will take my current responsibilities seriously and try to do them the best that I possibly can.


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…move forward with out her

Kenny Powers Audiobook: And realizing that the love of my life has chosen another I will move forward with out her. I do all of these things not because I want to, but because I have to.


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…just an average guy with exceptional hair

Kenny Powers Audiobook: From this moment forward Kenny Powers is just like everyone else. Normal. Not special. No hopes. No dreams. Pretending to be happy when he’s really super sad. Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, and nothing less.

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…Kenny Powers nicknames

Kenny Powers Audiobook: From this moment forward, the People’s Champion, The Shelby Sensation, The Reverse Apache Master, The Man with the Golden d*ck, Doctor Cock and Balls, that Kenny Powers is now dead. And he will never pick up a baseball ever f*cking again.

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…good time to get rich

Stevie Janowski: Oh, really? I thought it was always a good time to get f*cking rich.

I got a little call from Ashley Schaeffer today, and he was talking big money Kenny. I’m talkimg $500 — half of that in cash, half of it in coupons to local businesses, baby…


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