…can’t drink spirits

Stevie Janowski: I can’t drink spirits if I’m gonna be driving, Kenny.

…Stevie Janowski drunk

Stevie Janowski: (wasted) Oh, f*ck. I’m so drunk I feel retarded. I f*ck’n do. I know I shouldn’t use that word, but that’s how I feel right now, man.

(wasted still) So f*cking badass Kenny. Man, you say you f*ck’n mess with me, I throw a brick in your face.

…I’ve killed people

Kenny Powers: Smashing a brick through a f*cking dude’s window is nothing compared to the things I’ve done. I’ve killed people.

…and aide you

Stevie Janowski: You know what I wish? I wish I could just hang around you all the time, and just do whatever you do, and just like, learn from you, and aide you.

…I could use somebody like you

Kenny Powers: I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around. Then I could just have to focus on the day-to-day.

…hold on to your d*ck

Kenny Powers: Mother. F*cker. That’s Clegg in my f*cking truck. Hold on to your d*ck!

…you are my assistant

Kenny Powers: You were driving because you are my assistant. And that’s what my assistant does – he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered.

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…little kid finger prints

Kenny Powers: Hey guys, this stuff is worth millions of dollars, I don’t want sweat or little kid finger prints all over it.

…being poor

Kenny Powers: Just stay good at what you’re doing, which is I guess being poor.

…what’s your commish?

Kenny Powers: What’s your commish? What’s the damage?