Chapter 19

…tomato face

Tammy Powers: Well I guess you win by disqualification. You’re the champ. Soak it up, tomato face.

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…famous baseball player son

Tammy Powers: Well, whatever I’ve got more important sh*t in my life than arguing with your dumbass. My famous baseball player son is coming for a visit with his new baby.

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…no loose cannons

Eddy Powers: Steven. Your marriage is over. Now sack the f*ck up, or you’re gonna walk back to Myrtle. No loose cannons on this mission.

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…blood in my weiner

Casper: I feel like I have blood in my weiner when I get excited.

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…27 years

Tammy Powers: You know 27 years is a damn long trip to the store for cigarettes.

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…nanny and chef

Kenny Powers: The man made of skin here is my nanny slash assistant.

And this disabled mouth breather minority is my personal chef.

Tammy Powers: Well, big celeb. Excuse me got your own nanny and a chef.

Kenny Powers: Yeah, you know this is just a sampling of the Hollywood dream life I live. I have a whole staff a slew of people in my estate back at the beach. Yeah, I have a personal hygenist, uh obstinatrutionist person, uh magicianist.

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…knock, knock

Kenny Powers: Knock, knock.

Eddy Powers: Who’s there?

Kenny Powers: We are.

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…wife was Mexican

Stevie Janowski: My wife was Mexican. Before she left me.

I came inside another woman. So she left me.

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…chihuahua d*cks

Kenny Powers: Oh, what the f*ck’s up Brenda. I remember you.

You still smoke those chihuahua d*cks?

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…chattin’ it up

Tammy Powers: Your little butt and I are not on speaking terms.

Eddy Powers: Well you better start chattin’ it up then.

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