…Parenting skills

Kenny Powers: Yep. I put Toby in that hole so nobody would try and kidnap him.

Stevie Janowski: That’s smart.

Kenny Powers: Parenting skills.

…surfs up

Stevie Janowski: Kenny! I f*ckin’ made it! You shredded. Surf’s motherf*ckin’ up, nigga.

Kenny Powers: Just take it down a notch Stevie.

Stevie Janowski: There’s lots a pussy at the beach.

Kenny Powers: Yeah dog, that’s how I do.

…cannonball

Shane: Well, I’m the guy that’s about to whip your ass for gettin’ my truck shot with a cannonball motherf*cker.

…convert the dojo

Kenny Powers: I’m gonna need you two to hit the ground running, ok?

We’re gonna have to unfortunately convert the dojo into Toby’s room. I’m gonna need you to baby proof this bitch up. Stash all the weapons, make it kid friendly.

You two will use my computer research lab as your sleeping chambers. There’s a bed for each of you.

So my bedroom is at the end of the hall, but that is strictly off limits, alright? In fact, I think I need you to go get a deadbolt cause I’m gonna lock that sh*t up. We clear?

…behavioral issues

Stevie Janowski: In order to avoid some of the behavioral issues that have occurred in the past, uhh Maria thought it would be a good idea if I layed down some ground rules.

Kenny Powers: You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

Stevie Janowski: No, I’m not kidding.

…rules for new relationship with Kenny Powers

Stevie Janowski: Rules for new relationship with Kenny Powers.

It is important for us to share a mutual respect for one another. It’s not healthy for me to put you on a pedestal, or put you above me, or think about how a world without you, wouldn’t even be a world worth living in.

Kenny Powers: What are you about to cry?

…loan money

Stevie Janowski: I will also no longer be able to loan you large sums of money.

Kenny Powers: Woa, woa, woa. What about in case of emergency?

Maria: No, no no no.

Stevie Janowski: Well, in case of emergency…

Kenny Powers: Like, what if I was at a store and I found a hot-ass f*ckin’ shirt I was gonna wear?

Stevie Janowski: I think that might qualify cause you’d probably look good as hell in that shirt.

…Sincerely, Stevie Janowski

Stevie Janowski: And finally, we must. By law. Have the most coolest, and amazing sh*t awesome time in Myrtle f*ckin’ Beach. And party like the fuuuuuck.

Sincerely, Stevie Janowski.

…dope life

Kenny Powers: I gotta pretty f*ckin’ dope life here in Myrtle Beach.

I’m not gonna let some handsome, hot as f*ck, little child ruin it. You got that, Toby?

Look how cute he is. I f*ckin’ hate him.

…white baby care

Kenny Powers: There are a sh*t ton of fun things to do in Myrtle Beach, that’s for sure. But let’s not forget about Toby, ok?

You guys are parents now. And with parenthood comes certain sacrifices. A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7.