…saved all my pennies

Kenny Powers: I paid cash for the motherf*cker. Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this, uhhh self help novel I’m about to have published onto the Oprah’s book clubs.

Pretty much saved all my pennies from my major league days. Invested alot of it very wisely in stocks, bonds, famous works of arts.

…poon

Eduardo Sanchez: Who’s the poon?

…no butt-huggers

Eduardo Sanchez: Sorry, house rules. No butt-huggers.

…step-mom and navajo half-brother

Kenny Powers: Turns out I got a step-mom, and a navajo half-brother.

…keep the lines clear

Kenny Powers: f*ck your mom, alright. Keep the lines clear, I need your full concentration here, this is the most important moment of my life.

…emotional discovery

Kenny Powers: Stevie, please don’t make me put a damn time limit on all of this emotional discovery.

…very upsetting

Stevie Janowski: I am sorry that your brother is Najavo. I know that would be very upsetting. If I found out I had a half black brother, or a whole back brother, I would be very upset.

…chupar tu culo

Stevie Janowski: Yo qiero chupar tu culo. [ I can’t wait to suck on your *sshole.]

…sucking down goya beans

Kenny Powers: Seems like you’ve had things pretty good here. Flying on planes, fixing up old cars, eating veggies, sucking down goya beans. Basically living the dream life, huh?

…helmets make you look like a puss

Eduardo Sanchez: I know these helmets make you look like a puss, but trust me, you don’t want to rely on these quacks down here in these hospitals to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.