…Makin’ the World Your Bitch
Kenny Powers Audiobook: Chapter 10 – Makin’ the World Your Bitch.
Chapter 10
Filed under: Chapter 10…rainin’ trim
Kenny Powers: Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.
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…as long as I win
Kenny Powers Audiobook: Did this tale end the way I thought it would? Probably not. But as long as I win, who gives a sh*t?
…pointless history lesson
Kenny Powers: If you’ve got something you want to say, then just say it. You can save us alot of time with this f*ckin pointless history lesson in this goddamn creepy, uninmpressive, f*ckin hall. I don’t like it in here. It’s gross.
…look at that brown caboose
Kenny Powers: She can call me whatever the f*ck she wants to – look at that brown caboose.
…directed Blair Witch Project
Stevie Janowski: He’s in Hollywood, baby. I did a little searching online, and it turns out homeboy directed the Blair Witch Project.
Kenny Powers: That’s not him.
Stevie Janowski: Are you sure?
Kenny Powers: Yeah, Stevie. I’m pretty sure the guy I’m looking for didn’t direct the f*ckin’ Blair Witch Project.
…forget that he is not Mexican
Kenny Powers: Yeah Stevie, I’m pretty sure the guy I’m looking for didn’t direct the f*cking blair witch project. Just forget you ever heard the name Eduardo Sanchez. Forget that he supposedly lives in a village near here. Forget that he is not Mexican, but a gringo.
…stop digging for clues
Kenny Powers: Stop digging for clues, Stevie. Finding Eduardo Sanchez is the last thing I care about.
…Kenny Powers song
Kenny Powers Singing: Be with someone, who’s changing your life, and of course your son’s too.
…Hombre Negro, not White Flame
Stevie Janowski: Come see Kenny f*cking Powers tonight at Charros Stadium. He’s the Hombre Negro, not the White Flame. He’s not scary like the negros in America, unless you’re the competition. Then he’ll strike you out, and sh*t all over your face. Come worship the big dick American at Charros Stadium, and hopefully he’ll impregnate all the women here, so we’ll have a new generation of Kenny Powers’es.
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