…smoothie

Principal Cutler: Do you want a smoothie?

Kenny Powers: No, I’m straight.

…ever paid for sex?

Kenny Powers Audiobook: A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.

…relationships and Montel Williams

Kenny Powers Audiobook:
You want to know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk sh*t some more then he can go f*ck himself cause those charges were dropped.

…America is the best country

Kenny Powers Audiobook: Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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…taken a dump

Kenny Powers: God’s taken a dump on my face.

…bulletproof tiger

Kenny Powers: I need to remember that I’m a winner man. I need to remember that I am better than everyone else. Bulletproof tiger, man…

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